Everything Goes Cold Announces "Everything Goes Cold vs. General Failure" Release Date

Chicago, IL / San Francisco, CA – September 25th, 2009 – AS THE GRIM LIGHT OF THE WINTER SUN SLOWLY APPROACHES AN UNCARING AND UNCOUTH NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, they who would quench their thirst for rhythm only by the oppressive blanket of the more temperate seasons will steel themselves away as the grizzly bear hibernates. As the Summer lifeguards return to their altruistic work at the asbestos factory. As empty as the parking lot where the air conditioning salesman once hawked his snake oil wares.

ALL THIS WE SEE. We watch, and we crack our knuckles and stroke our great beards and share a haughty, disdainful laugh. For we are ready.

DECEMBER 15, 2009.

THE ICE BRIGADE ATTACKS.

THE FRIDGE BECOMES SELF-AWARE.

DEEP WITHIN WINTER’S ICY SHADOW, LURKS A TERROR NEVER KNOWN BY MAN OR APPLIANCE.

EVERYTHING GOES COLD VS. GENERAL FAILURE.

GET READY TO TASTE THE FRIDGE, JERKS.

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