FROM DEEP within the bowels of LOS ANGELES erupts a painful reminder that EVERYTHING GOES COLD STILL LIVES. As our enemies rise to taunt us with the droning terror that can only be described as the sound of children being swallowed whole by marmots at their local zoo as their helpless parents gaze on in drunken stupor, the Ice Brigade’s secret upper echelon has emerged once more to announce a new performance at Hollywood’s legendary BAR SINISTER.
There will be no free turtles on this day, nor any other. Not until you are truly deserving.
Saturday August 21, 2010