HELSINKI- Bavarian pretzel-fighters EVERYTHING GOES COLD have just been added to the bill for 2011′s FESTIVAL KINETIK in Montreal.
Joining the ranks of clearly less important bands like Aesthetic Perfection, And One, The Klinik, and KMFDM, EGC will undoubtedly feel right at home in the barren wastelands of darkest Canada while the other bands huddle together around Steve Naghavi’s undeniable charisma and unbridled sexuality for warmth. Industrial musicians, DJs, and fans from all over the world will slowly succumb to dread as toe after toe is lost to the grim specter of frostbite. Meanwhile, Everything Goes Cold will be in the hotel’s unheated swimming pool, eating ice cream and listening to Vanilla Ice.
You can come hang out with us there if you want, but you should bring beer or something.
To summarize, in the words of a great man (well, DarkNES from the Gothsicles): “HOLY SHIT. We’re playing Kinetik. That doesn’t rhyme.”