EVERYTHING GOES COLD'S FRIDGE BRUTALLY EVISCERATES YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT

Despite repeated entreaties from its handlers to never let it touch a phone, let alone a computer, EGC’s giant refrigerator robot mascot, Edgar G. Chillingston, has managed to create a twitter account. While threatening to dole out the harshness of Wintery band-updates on a regular basis, the fridge has also begun to vomit its own brand of capslocked down-home country folk wisdom upon the screaming, flailing mass of human detritus that comprises the Internet, and as we stare bleakly in to its dead, cruel eyes, we can do naught but ask why. WHY.

http://www.twitter.com/icebrigade

Follow the fridge before it follows your leftovers in to a back alley and has its way with them.

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